That was a really pathetic joke and I may get some infractions for it, but hey, april fools was seven days ago. I think the story goes a bit like this:
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So one day I was walking around the wiki, then Bc Bow Contest happened. It was on my new computer, so it wasn't on Fire Cup Medium like it used to. So I started playing, and I found myself on Dread on beginners cup hard. I was down to some multi-bonus arrows and boot arrows which were borderline useless because I was fighting AI targets. Dread basically whopped me with his splitter arrows and his bomb arrows that earned him an instant advantage. But I determined to stop Dread. I even went to the great and powerful gameplay-improving god Touchy for help, but I was to no avail. Then I left beginners cup and went to Rock Cup only to find that there was Dread. And he was just easy. And then I took a bath and went to bed. the end.