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So today I was kinda bored, thinking: what should I do today? And then some random thoughts came to mind. In the end I dicided to translate a snippit of the Christmas Story into Japanese using Google Translate, and then translate it back to english to see how messed up it would sound. So here goes: (with most spelling errors fixed in the translation)

Before

NOBODY and Grammar Cat arrive in the cabin.

  • NOBODY: Guys... You are not believing that just happened!
  • Grammar Cat: I keep chasing him until we stumbled on the snow...
  • NOBODY: Then we keep rolling on the snow of an small hill, creating a huge snow ball...
  • Grammar Cat: And we just stopped rolling when the snowball crashed in a tree.
  • Lilonow: Whoa! What an story! Sit down while I make some hot chocolate for you two!
  • Axiy: Hey! Where's Rahama?
  • Lilonow: Outside the cabin!
  • Axiy: No, he's not! Look at the window! Oh my, what could have happened? I need to find him! Come on guys, let's search for Rahama!
  • RSK: He should be close of here, but we still need to go search for him.
  • Lilonow: Come on, Chilly! Let's do it! NOBODY and Grammar Cat, you better stay here next to the fireplace! Ah, here, you chocolate.

Then, Axiy, TCG, RSK, Blueboy, Emitewiki2, Lilonow and Chilly start searching for Rahama.

  • TinyCastleGuy: While were here, I might as well find a pet. He/She can help search too!
  • Axiy: I don't know about that TinyCastleGuy. It's not like some random kitten is gonna jump into your arms...
  • A random kitten comes and jumps into TCG's arms.
  • Everyone: Ahh!

Everybody starts laughing for 2-3 miniutes.

  • TCG: I'll name it Random!
  • RSK: Name alreday taken. Please try Random223.
  • Axiy: How about Fuzzball?
  • TCG: Great idea Axiy!

The gang does not notice that they are slowly heading down a hill into a lake.

  • Fuzzball: Mow! MEOW!
  • Chilly: MEOW!!! MEOW!!!
  • Lilonow: Why are they so up...
  • Everyone falls into the lake, and a snow monster emits from the snow.
  • Snow Monster: ROAR!
  • Everybody: AHH!!!!
  • A faint voice is heard from inside the monster's belly.
  • ???: Help us! Help us!
  • Axiy: Blueboy? Rahama?
  • Emitewiki2: I don't if this is the most approprite time to say this, but have you noticed that this is my first line? Oh yea, I almost forgot. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!
  • Grammar Cat: No we are not going to die. Nitrome Power!

Suddenly Grammar Cat Launches herself at the snow monster as well as many other Nitrome cats and cube boys. But they all bounced off the snow monsters belly and on to the floor.

  • Grammar Cat: Okay it's official... We're All Going To die!!

Suddenly a strange figure appears shooting through the sky. It hits the monster had in the head and the monster explodes. Blue boy and Ramma appear.

  • Axiy: Ramma!
  • TCG: Blue Boy!
  • RSK: Who killed the snow creature?
  • Santi: It was me Santiago Gonzales Martin! Umm...What happened to Grammar Cat?

Everyone looks for Grammar Cat and sees she is under Ramma. Suddenly a bunch of different coloured cube boys appear. They lift Ramma off Grammar Cat.

  • Grammar Cat: Umm...Thanks?
  • White Cube Boy: Cube Cube Boy Nitrome?
  • Grammar Cat: Okay I forgive all of you but don't try it next time.
  • Santi: Try what?
  • NOBODY: Try to-
  • Grammar Cat: Wana hit another tree and get your face scratched so no one will even be able to recognize you!?
  • NOBODY: N-n-no.
  • Blueboy: Blue blue Nitrome Rockkitty nitrome?
  • Grammar Cat: Good Idea Blue Boy. Hey Santi want to go back to Nobody's winter cabin we were having a party a few minutes ago.
  • Santi: Sure.

The gang (That includes Blue Boy, Ramma, Random Story Keeper, Tiny Castle guy, Emitwiki2, Axiy, Santi, Chilly, Nobody,and Fuzzball) went back to the cabin.

In Japanese

NOBODYと文法猫小屋に到着。

■誰も:みんな...ちょうど起こったと信じていません! ■文法猫:私たちは雪の上でつまずいまで彼を追いかけ続ける... ■NOBODY:その後、我々は巨大な雪玉を作る、小さな丘の雪の上を転がり続ける... ■文法猫:そして雪玉が木に墜落したときに我々だけで圧延停止。 ■Lilonow:おっ!なんて話だ!私はお二人のためにいくつかのホットチョコレートを作りながら座って! ■Axiy:ちょっと! Rahamaはどこにありますか。 ■Lilonow:小屋の外! ■Axiy:いいえ、彼はありません!ウィンドウを見てください!ああ私、何が起こったかもしれない?私は彼を見つける必要がある!みんなさあ、Rahamaの検索みましょう! ■RSK:彼はここの近くでなければなりませんが、我々はまだ彼の検索を行く必要があります。 ■Lilonow:チリー、さあ!やろう! nobodyと文法猫、あなたはより良い暖炉の隣にここに滞在していません!ああ、ここで、あなたのチョコレート。 その後、Axiy、TCG、RSK、Blueboy、Emitewiki2、LilonowとチリースタートRahama探し。

■TinyCastleGuy:ここにいた間、私は同様のペットを見つけるかもしれない。彼/彼女があまりにも、検索を助けることができる! ■Axiy:私はTinyCastleGuyについて知らない。いくつかのランダムな子猫があなたの腕に飛び込むつもりであるようにそうではありません... ■ランダム子猫が来るとTCGの腕の中にジャンプします。 ■みんな:ああ! 皆は、2〜3分間笑って開始されます。

■TCG:私はそれがランダムな名前でしょう! ■RSK:名前すでに撮影。 Random223を試してみてください。 ■Axiy:どのように毛玉はどうですか? ■TCG:素晴らしいアイデアAxiy! ギャングは、彼らがゆっくりと湖に丘を下って向かっていることに気づくことはありません。

■毛玉:刈る! MEOW! ■チリー:猫の鳴き声!猫の鳴き声! ■Lilonow:なぜ彼らはアップしている... ■誰もが湖に落ち、そして雪のモンスターが雪から発する。 ■スノーモンスター:ROAR! ファイル:Nitromeウィキシーンクリスマスstory.png322px ■皆:AHH!! ■かすかな声がモンスターの腹の内側から聞こえます。 ■:??私たちを助けて!私たちを助けて! ■Axiy:Blueboy? Rahama? ■Emitewiki2:これはこれを言うために最も適切な時期であれば、私はありませんが、これが私の最初の行であることに気づいた?いやああ、私はほとんど忘れてしまった。私たちはすべての人が死んするつもりだ! ■文法猫:いいえ私たちは死ぬつもりはありません。 Nitromeパワー! 突然文法猫は雪のモンスターだけでなく、他の多くのNitrome猫とキューブの男の子に自分自身を起動します。しかし、彼らはすべての雪のモンスターの腹を跳ね返っと床に上。

■文法猫:さて、それは公式だ...我々はすべて死ぬつもりだ! 突然奇妙な図は、空を撮影されます。それはモンスターが頭と怪物が爆発で持っていたヒット。青少年とRammaが表示されます。

■Axiy:Rahama! ■TCG:Blueboy! ■RSK:雪の生き物を殺した? ■サンティ:それはサンティアゴゴンザレスマーティン私だった!うーん...何が文法猫に何が起こった? 誰もが文法猫を探して、彼女はRahama下にある見ている。突然、異なる色のキューブの男の子の束が表示されます。彼らは文法猫オフRahamaを持ち上げます。

■文法猫:うーん...ありがとうございます? ■ホワイトキューブボーイ:キューブキューブボーイNitrome? ■文法猫:さて、私はあなたのすべてを許すが、それを次回にしようとしないでください。 ■サンティ:何をお試しください? ■誰も:試してみる - ■文法猫:ワナは、別の木にヒットし、誰もあなたを認識することができなくなりますので、あなたの顔に傷を取得!? ■NOBODY:N-N-なし。 ■Blueboy:ブルーブルーNitrome Rockkitty nitrome? ■文法猫:良いアイデアブルーボーイ。ねえサンティは、我々は数分前にパーティーをしていた誰もの冬の小屋に戻りたい。 ■サンティ:確かに。 ギャングは(ブルーボーイ、Ramma、ランダムストーリーキーパー、タイニー城の男、Emitewiki2、Axiy、サンティ、チリー、だれも、そして毛玉が含まれていること)小屋に戻った。

After

We arrived at grammar cat hut and NOBODY.

■ anyone: not believe just happened ... everyone! ■ grammar cat: we keep chasing him until it stumbled on the snow ... ■ NOBODY: then, to make a huge snowball, we keep rolling on the snow of a small hill ... ■ grammar cat: The rolling stop just when we snowball crashed into a tree and. ■ Lilonow: Whoa! What a story! I sat down while making the hot chocolate for some of you two! ■ Axiy: hey! Where is the Rahama. ■ Lilonow: out of the shed! ■ Axiy: No, there is no him! Please look at the window! I, what might have happened ah? There is a need to find him to me! Come on guys, let's search for Rahama! ■ RSK: He must be near, but you must go searching for him we still. ■ Lilonow: Chilly, Come on! Let's do it! grammar cat and nobody, you do not stay here next to the fireplace better! Oh, here, your chocolate. Then, locate and Chilly start Rahama, Emitewiki2, Lilonow Axiy, TCG, RSK, Blueboy.

■ TinyCastleGuy: While you were here, I might find a similar pet. Too, he / she can help search! ■ Axiy: I do not know about TinyCastleGuy. It's not a random kitten so that some are going to jump into your arms and ... ■ I will jump into the arms of TCG random kitten comes. ■ Everyone: Oh! Everyone will start laughing 2-3 minutes.

■ TCG: I'll be a random name it! ■ RSK: name already taken. Please try Random223. ■ Axiy: pill What How? ■ TCG: Axiy great idea! The gang does not have to notice that they are headed down the hill to the lake slowly.

■ The pill: mow! MEOW! ■ Chilly: Meow! Meow! ■ Lilonow: why they are up ... ■ monster of snow emitted from snow everyone and, falling into the lake. ■ Snow Monster: ROAR! File: Nitrome wiki scene Christmas story.png322px ■ all: AHH! ! ■ faint voice can be heard from inside the belly of the monster. ■:? ? To help us! To help us! ■ Axiy: Blueboy? Rahama? ■ Emitewiki2: this if the most appropriate time to say this, not me, but I realized that this is the first line of me? Oh yea, I almost forgot. Everyone're going to N death us! ■ grammar cat: I do not want to die we no. Nitrome power! Not only monsters of snow, grammar cat starts itself to boys and cube Nitrome cat many other suddenly. However, they are on the floor and bouncing off the belly of the monster of all snow.

■ grammar cat: Well, it's going to die all official ... we! Strange suddenly figure will be taken at the sky. It hit the monster head and had in explosion monster. Ramma and youth will be displayed.

■ Axiy: Rahama! ■ TCG: Blueboy! ■ RSK: killed a creature of snow? ■ Santi: It was Santiago Gonzalez Martin me! What happened to grammar cat Hmm ... what? Everyone is looking for a grammar cat, she sees in the Rahama below. Suddenly, a bunch of boys cubes will show different colors. They lift the grammar cat off Rahama.

■ grammar cat: Thank you ... Hmm? ■ Boy white cube: Cube Boy Nitrome? ■ grammar cat: Well, I forgive all of you, but please do not try it the next time. ■ Santi: Please try what? ■ everyone: try - ■ grammar cat: Wanna, you will not be able to hit another tree, nobody recognize you, get a scratch on your face! ? ■ The NOBODY: None N-N-. ■ Blueboy: Blue Blue Nitrome Rockkitty nitrome? ■ grammar cat: Blue Boy good idea. Santi Hey, want to go back to hut anyone had a party a few minutes before the winter we. ■ Santi: certainly. Gang went back to the hut (that pill that contains man Blue Boy, Ramma, random story keeper, Tiny Castle, Emitewiki2, Axiy, Santi, Chilly, and, nobody).


LOL that turned out super wrong. I laughed at the fact that Fuzzball (my cat pet)'s name was "The pill" and that Axiy's great idea was "Pill what how?". This just goes to show you that lots of things can get lost in translation.

Languages sure are complicated...

言語は確かに複雑です...

Language is complex indeed ...      Undo editsAlpha    Nōbadi to bunpō neko koya ni tōchaku.

■ Dare mo: Min'na... Chōdo okotta to shinjite imasen! ■ Bunpō neko: Watashitachiha yuki no ue de tsumazui made kare o oikake tsudzukeru... ■ Nōbadi: Sonogo, wareware wa kyodaina yukidama o tsukuru, chīsana oka no yuki no ue o korogari tsudzukeru... ■ Bunpō neko: Soshite yukidama ga ki ni tsuiraku shita toki ni wareware dake de atsuen teishi. ■ Lilonow: O~tsu! Nante hanashida! Watashi wa o ni-ri no tame ni ikutsu ka no hottochokorēto o tsukurinagara suwatte! ■ Axiy: Chotto! Rahama wa doko ni arimasu ka. ■ Lilonow: Koya no soto! ■ Axiy: Īe, kare wa arimasen! U~indō o mitekudasai! Ā watashi, nani ga okotta kamo shirenai? Watashi wa kare o mitsukeru hitsuyō ga aru! Min'na sā, Rahama no kensaku mimashou! ■ RSK: Kare wa koko no chikakudenakereba narimasenga, wareware wa mada kare no kensaku o iku hitsuyō ga arimasu. ■ Lilonow: Chirī, sā! Yarou! Nobody to bunpō neko, anata wa yoriyoi danro no tonari ni koko ni taizai shite imasen! Ā, koko de, anata no chokorēto. Sonogo, Axiy, TCG, RSK, Blueboy, Emitewiki 2, Lilonow to chirīsutāto Rahama sagashi.

■ TinyCastleGuy: Koko ni ita-kan, watashi wa dōyō no petto o mitsukeru kamo shirenai. Kare/ kanojo ga amarini mo, kensaku o tasukeru koto ga dekiru! ■ Axiy: Watashi wa TinyCastleGuy ni tsuite shiranai. Ikutsu ka no randamuna koneko ga anata no ude ni tobikomu tsumoridearu yō ni sōde wa arimasen... ■ Randamu koneko ga kuru to TCG no ude no naka ni janpu shimasu. ■ Min'na: Ā! Mina wa, 2 〜 3-funkan waratte kaishi sa remasu.

■ TCG: Watashi wa sore ga randamuna namaedeshou! ■ RSK: Namae sudeni satsuei. Random 223 o tameshite mite kudasai. ■ Axiy: Dono yō ni kedama wa dōdesu ka? ■ TCG: Subarashī aidea Axiy! Gyangu wa, karera ga yukkuri to mizūmi ni oka o kudatte mukatte iru koto ni kidzuku koto wa arimasen.

■ Kedama: Karu! MEOW! ■ Chirī: Neko no nakigoe! Neko no nakigoe! ■ Lilonow: Naze karera wa appu shite iru... ■ Daremoga mizūmi ni ochi, soshite yuki no monsutā ga yuki kara hassuru. ■ Sunōmonsutā: ROAR! Fairu: Nitrome u~ikishīnkurisumasu story. Png 322 px ■ Mina: AHH! ! ■ Kasukanakoe ga monsutā no hara no uchigawa kara kikoemasu. ■:?? Watashitachi o tasukete! Watashitachi o tasukete! ■ Axiy: Blueboy? Rahama? ■ Emitewiki 2: Kore wa kore o iu tame ni mottomo tekisetsuna jikideareba, watashi wa arimasenga, kore ga watashi no saisho no gyōdearu koto ni kidzuita? Iya ā, watashi wa hotondo wasurete shimatta. Watashitachiha subete no hito ga shin suru tsumorida! ■ Bunpō neko: Īe watashitachi wa shinu tsumori wa arimasen. Nitrome pawā! Totsuzen bunpō neko wa yuki no monsutā dakedenaku, hoka no ōku no Nitrome neko to kyūbu no otokonoko ni jibun jishin o kidō shimasu. Shikashi, karera wa subete no yuki no monsutā no hara o hanekae~tsu to yuka ni ue.

■ Bunpō neko: Sate, sore wa kōshikida... Wareware wa subete shinu tsumorida! Totsuzen kimyōna zu wa, sora o satsuei sa remasu. Sore wa monsutā ga atama to kaibutsu ga bakuhatsu de motte ita hitto. Seishōnen to Ramma ga hyōji sa remasu.

■ Axiy: Rahama! ■ TCG: Blueboy! ■ RSK: Yuki no ikimono o koroshita? ■ Santi: Sore wa santiagogonzaresumātin watashidatta! U ̄ n... Nani ga bunpō neko ni nani ga okotta? Daremoga bunpō neko o sagashite, kanojo wa Rahama-ka ni aru mite iru. Totsuzen, kotonaru iro no kyūbu no otokonoko no taba ga hyōji sa remasu. Karera wa bunpō neko ofu Rahama o mochiagemasu.

■ Bunpō neko: U ̄ n... Arigatōgozaimasu? ■ Howaitokyūbubōi: Kyūbukyūbubōi Nitrome? ■ Bunpō neko: Sate, watashi wa anata no subete o yurusu ga, sore o jikai ni shiyou to shinaide kudasai. ■ Santi: Nani o o tameshi kudasai? ■ Dare mo: Tameshite miru - ■ Bunpō neko: Wana wa,-betsu no ki ni hitto shi, dare mo anata o ninshiki suru koto ga dekinaku narimasunode, anata no kao ni kizu o shutoku! ? ■ Nōbadi: N - N - nashi. ■ Blueboy: Burūburū Nitrome Rockkitty nitrome? ■ Bunpō neko: Yoi aideaburūbōi. Nē santi wa, wareware wa sū-bu mae ni pātī o shite ita dare mo no fuyu no koya ni modoritai. ■ Santi: Tashikani. Gyangu wa (burūbōi, Ramma, randamusutōrīkīpā, tainī-jō no otoko, Emitewiki 2, Axiy, santi, chirī, dare mo, soshite kedama ga fukuma rete iru koto) koya ni modotta.  Example usage of "":  automatically translated by Google

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