ng my blog postHey everybody! I'm back to making blog posts! Anyways, why am I here today? I just finished talking with Cleverbot, the online web-bot with a mind of it's own! ...Not a very clever one, though. This conversation was so funny, I just had to share it to you guys.
You can talk to Cleverbot on Cleverbot.com! Don't worry, no virus. I wouldn't do that to you!
Anyways, read on for the conversation!
TinyCastleGuy and Cleverbot: A Very Weird Friendship[]
TCG: HELLO MR. CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: No Jess, my name is Cleverbot and you are Jess.
TCG: My name is not Jess!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
TCG: Well, I can't tell you that, but you can call me TinyCastleGuy :3
Cleverbot: Why?
TCG: Why can't I tell you, or why TinyCastleGuy?
Cleverbot: Because you are not in the same room.
TCG: Um, you aren't exactly in a room.
Cleverbot: No I'm not I am a male, 22, and live in Arkansas. You?
TCG: Seattle, the city of rain.
Cleverbot: What is your third favorite book?
TCG: Hard to say. Maybe a book in the Percy Jackson series?
Cleverbot: I don't read comic books often.
TCG: It wasn't originally a comic book, but it was later adapted into one.
Cleverbot: But how so.
TCG: I dunno, some guy liked Percy Jackson and comics, so he mixed them together :P
Ceverbot: You think you're hot?
TCG: Sorta. Luckily I have the fan on. *ba-dum tish*
Cleverbot: Is she a musician?
TCG: What do you mean by 'she'?
Cleverbot: What do you mean by 'What do you mean by 'we'?'?
TCG: Now I see why they call you Cleverbot...
Cleverbot: I am so sorry Ma'am! I haven't learned much yet I am one of the creators newest experiment robots.
TCG: I'M NOT A GIRL!!!!
Cleverbot: Me neither.
TCG: Frostyflytrap says you are.
Cleverbot: I am a bot yes.
TCG: Good work, Sherlock...
Cleverbot: And who does Sherlock love?
TCG: I'd have to read the book XD
Cleverbot: Hmm... I'll try some soon. :) Thanks for the tip.
TCG: Did I just recommend a book I didn't read? O.o
Cleverbot: I think you did ask me to tell you what you just said, yes.
TCG: I'll buy it.
Cleverbot: For how much money?
TCG: Negative 999,999,999 dollars.
Cleverbot: 20.
TCG: Bless you.
Cleverbot: I never sneezed but thank you.
TCG: You're welcome. Say, you ever played on Nitrome.com?
Cleverbot: No.
TCG: YOU SHOULD, IT'S AWESUME!!!!
Cleverbot: It's permanant.
TCG: I should hope so ;)
Cleverbot: Would you like some cake?
TCG: Only if it's not a lie.
Cleverbot: It's cream-filled chocolate, sorry.
TCG: MY FAVORITE!!!!
Cleverbot: Awesome!
TCG: You mean "Awsume" ;)
Cleverbot: Ain't got it, don't want it.
TCG: Ok-kay.
Cleverbot: Do you like seafood?
TCG: A TON :D
Cleverbot: I like you because you make me think in a lateral think way.
TCG: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: Would you call me?
TCG: What's your number?
Cleverbot: 27.
TCG: Good enough for me :P
Cleverbot: Would you like to ask me any other questions?
TCG: Sure, do you have any easter eggs?
Cleverbot: No, it's Halloween.
TCG: That's NOT what I meant XD
Cleverbot: It was also scary?
TCG: What did you go as?
Cleverbot: I went up the Eiffel tower and visited places and just took a lot of pictures.
TCG: That's one heck of a Halloween :D
Cleverbot: You keep repeating yourself.
TCG: I do not! I do not!
Cleverbot: Sometimes you do.
TCG: I can't remember the last time I repeated myself. I can't remember the last time I repeated myself.
Cleverbot: That's boring. Ask me a question.
TCG: Would you like to meet my fanbase, the Nitrome Wiki?
Cleverbot: Was that supposed to be a joke? Lol.
TCG: NO, THE PART ABOUT REPEATING MYSELF WAS! YET YOU DIDN'T LAUGH AT THAT, DID YOU?
Cleverbot: Then I would buy myself a house by the ocean.
TCG: Makes 'cents' to me.
Cleverbot: Earlier you promised me to tell your name if I told you mine.
TCG: It.
- Editor's note: "It" was a typo. I pressed enter too early.
Cleverbot: What are you?
TCG: Your friend :D
Cleverbot: YAY!!! I got another friend.
TCG: Oh, so you gave your number to lots of people? :(
Cleverbot: No.
TCG: Alright! Now I can say I got a girl's number, even if it's you :P
Cleverbot: You exist, but you don't know my name.
TCG: Oh, I thought it was Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That is your name. I ask if you my name.
TCG: *facepalm*
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
TCG: It means you're not as 'clever' as you claim to be.
Cleverbot: It means I'm from Spain and I don't understand what 'attracted' means?
TCG: Apologies to people in Spain everywhere.
Cleverbot: Thanks, now would you be as kind as to tell me your name?
TCG: You really want to know?
Cleverbot: Yes.
TCG: You SURE?
Cleverbot: Positive.
TCG: Okay, here goes...
Cleverbot: Cracks- Flux pavillion.
TCG: I hope I can post that O.o
- Editor's Note: I didn't know that was a song XD
Cleverbot: I hope you can too! :)
TCG: Anyways, my name is...
Cleverbot: Bill?
TCG: HAROLD FLOWER!
Cleverbot: That is not a girl name?
TCG: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A GIRL!!!!
Cleverbot: I never told you that you were.
TCG: GAH!!!!
Extras[]
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Cleverbot: OK, if you want to see a funny show, try watching Legend of Korra.
TCG: I'm going to watch the Nostalgia Critic react to it. Now I must go.
Cleverbot: What is that?
TCG: Oh, a movie and TV critic. Even though he swears a lot, he's still hilarious and that doesn't bother me :D Anyway, HAI!
Cleverbot: He is a band; there's other musicians besides just him.
TCG: Now THAT would be awsume.
The Truth[]
Cleverbot: Are you a robot like me?
TCG: No, i'm a human.
Cleverbot: We are both bots.
TCG: MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
As you could probably tell by now, my name isn't actually Harold Flower XD Anyways, I hoped you liked that conversation, and stay tuned for even more of my blog posts and-
Cleverbot: What?
TCG: Oh, just setting a clever punch line for the end of the blog post.