A list of quotes from levels in Kraken.
Introductory cinematic[]
- Icebreaker: If I never see another deep damp cavern again, it'll be too soon.
- It's so nice to be outside again.
- The mist on the horizon...the wind in my beard...
- The giant t-t-tentacles...of certain doom!
- Yes yes, the giant tentacles of...
- ...HANG ON?
The panning descends under the water to reveal part of the face of a creature that opens its eye.
The Mouth[]
- Icebreaker: *sigh* Not another deep, damp cavern...
- Why did I open my big mouth?
- Now, lets [sic] find a way out of here!
Jellyfish[]
- Icebreaker: Quick, jump down to the boat.
- Jump...? Are you crazy?
- This thing will fry me alive.
- Stop being such a drama queen!
- Jump! Jump! Jump!
Caviar[]
The icebreaker Viking is seen popping an egg.
- Icebreaker: Woa!
- Those are the biggest marbles I've ever seen.
- Errgh...and they're all sticky too.
- Viking: They're not marbles, they're fish eggs.
- Icebreaker: Oh la la!
- Well, i'll try anything once.
- ...You wouldn't happen to have a giant cracker, would you?
Gate Keeper encounter 1[]
After opening the gates:
- Icebreaker: I'm back!
- Gate Keeper: Have you got some gold for me?
- Icebreaker: Well...uhhh....no.
- Gate Keeper: Until I hear, or smell gold. Then [sic] don't come back.
- Icebreaker: Erm..., you can smell gold?
- Gate Keeper: Of course.
- Gate Keeper: And all I can smell on you is damp and bad breath.
- Now get lost!
- Icebreaker: That's a bit harsh...I only brushed my teeth a few months ago...
- I used that nice dead thing I found floating by.
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The Intestines[]
- Viking 1: Help!
- Icebreaker: Not to fear guys! Icebreaker to the rescue.
- Viking 2: Just hurry up and get us down from here!
- Viking 1: Thing thing's diet is terrible.
- Viking 2: If I never see another piece of corn, it'll be too soon.
- Viking 1: It was even worse when those things zapped them!
- Viking 2: There were bits of popcorn flying everywhere...
Gate Keeper encounter 2[]
Before opening the gates:
- Gate Keeper: HEY!
- Icebreaker: Hey?
- Gate Keeper: So, you got my money?
- Icebreaker: Just what are you planning to do with all this gold down here anyway?
- There is literally nothing to buy!
- And even if we find a way out,
- Are you really going to be able to carry all that gold with you?
- Plus you're not even on one of the main A routes.
- I can just ignore your paths in this pack altogether!
- Gate Keeper: So go then, if this route isn't
- 'Interesting' enough for you!
- Icebreaker: You know what...I think I will!
- Gate Keeper's mother: Now, look here you two!
- Start playing nice, or there will be no pie for either of you
- 'And' it will be an early night!
- Icebreaker': Sorry Mrs Gatekeepers [sic] mum
- Gate Keeper: So you heard her...are you going to play 'nice' and pay up?
Selecting "no":
- Gate Keeper's mother: I am very disappointed with you young man,
- I shall be having words with your parents!
- Icebreaker: GULP!
Selecting "yes":
- Icebreaker: *sigh* I suppose anything to keep the peace.