Cup of tea
Ability Replenishes one health point
Game(s) Dirk Valentine

A cup of tea is a health replenishing item in the game Dirk Valentine.



In-game, the cup is white and has a handle. It is on a white saucer.


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A cup of tea is held by Dirk Valentine in an avatar. The colour is a bit different compared to the cup in-game.

Game information

When a cup of tea is picked up, a third of Dirk Valentine's health is replenished while he says rapidly in a British accent, "Well, don't mind if I do." The cup of tea is the only item that restores health in the game. Cups of tea will often be hidden or located behind enemies.

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