|Attack||Pooping; dangerous on contact|
Birds appear as pigeon-like creatures with grey feathers. They have red eyes and a black beak. Birds also have pink/orange feet.
Birds fly horizontally, harming Kapowski on contact. As they fly through their straight trajectories, they let poop fall down each second. Poop will also hurt Kapowski on contact, causing the player's health bar to be partly lowered.
They make their first appearance on the sixth level of Glassworks. If birds are flying over the glass, the player can use the "hit" key to take them out if Kapowski is on the other side of the glass, granting seventy-five points to the player's score. This cannot be done if Kapowski is on the side of the glass where the birds are flying.
Some birds will also perch on platforms when not flying. These birds will also look back, look forward, and preen occasionally while perching.